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Thursday, 24 November 2011

Animal SMS Jokes

→ When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
 Because there are more geese on that side            
 
→ Why do cows wear bells?
 Because their horns don't work            
 
→ What did the turkey say to the chicken?
 Gobble gobble            
 
→ Why do hens lay eggs?
 If they dropped them, they'd break              
 
→ Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
 The outside          
 
→ Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
 How long have you been acting this way?
 Since I was a puppy! 
→ Two snakes meet each other..
 First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
 Second snake:Why?
 First snake:Because I bit my lip!                
 
→ Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
 A : Jumpsuits!    
          
→ Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
 A : French flies and a diet Croak             
 
→ Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
 A : Unhoppy    
        
→ Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
 A : A centipede with a wooden leg             
 
→ Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
 A : Spoiled milk.              
 
→ What kind of work does a weak cat do?
 A : Light mouse work            
 
→ Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
 A : All his feathers are combed over to one side               
 
→ How do you circumcise a whale?
 A : You need at least four skin divers

Romantic SMS

→ Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D
→ If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.
→ U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!
→ A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart
→ when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.


→ How long will you be special to me?

As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

→ Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
→ Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.
→ Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
→ I Will Wait …
Till The Day
I Can Forget You …
Or
The Day
You Realize
You Cannot Forget Me ..
→ 24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**
→ Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
→ Wen things go wrong...Wen sadness fills ur heart...wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
→ Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!
→ If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
→ I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!
→ I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
→ My cell phone is waiting for your call
inbox waiting for your SMS
call register waiting for your miscall
my heart waiting for your friendship
→ When i look at you,i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
→ You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!
→ If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
→ Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
→ Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
→ I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.
→ No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
→ A day may start or end
without a message from me,
but believe me
it won’t start or end
without me thinking of you..See!
I just did. Take care.
→ C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
→ Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!
→ Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
→ Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
→ If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
“Like this!”
→ As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
→ Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!
→ All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
→ If I had the letters “HRT”,
I can add “EA” to get a “HEART”
or
a “U” and get “HURT”.
But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT”
than have a “HEART” without “U”.
→ Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.
→ Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
→ You are sweeter than honey,
Purer than milk,
Softer than flower.
Since I have you, as my lover,
come to me near,
I’ll kiss your lips without fear.
Having you is treasure,
Be with me for ever!
→ Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
→ Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
→ I m on a mission:Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
→ world is mine
BUT
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
BUT
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
BUT
Planets are yours.
You are mine
BUT
I am yours.
→ D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
→ aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNgThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
→ I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
i..i…
I rather look at the moon again
→ I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you.
→ Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
→ Q:Wat is luv?*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

→ Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
→ A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
→ Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
&
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do
→ U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadowi wil be thr...Trust Me!!
→ It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.
→ I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
→ Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Good Morning…
→ My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
→ I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.
→ Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
→ Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that,
you will listen,
read & receive
my feelings in the silence too.
→ Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
→ Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.
→ Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!
→ Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.
→ Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
→ How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.
→ In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
→ I always lose control
when you are by my side.
You have bcome the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time, I spend with you.
I think, I am falling in love with you!
→ Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
→ Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
its true..
Yet no one ever equals to you.
→ U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!
→ Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
→ Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a woundWen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumesWen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
→ Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
→ How can I spell s_cces without uC_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.
→ I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
→ Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart
→ You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
→ If I would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with you and
if you wonder what about the last hour.
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of you
Love you always.
→ Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
→ Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.
→ I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
→ 3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
→ Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.

→ If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.

→ If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
→ Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
→ Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
→ I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
but
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.
→ I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
→ I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.
→ You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
→ Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
because
you have a special place in my heart!
→ You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
and
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
don’t mention,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.
→ If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
→ Walk with me when your hearts needs company,
Take my hand when you feel all alone,
Turn to me when you need someone to lean on,
Coz I’m the one you can always trust on!
→ You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.
→ My love for you is like water,
Falling countless
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
→ A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!
→ When i wake in the morning,
I don’t have to wonder who,
Because my first thoughts are of you.
In the stillness of the dawn,
In the fury of the storm,
I dream of you my queen,
Of things unseen,
Just you and me togrther,
I’ll love you,
Always and forever.
→ I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
Coz the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.
→ I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
→ Love is born with
the pleasure of looking at each other,
Its fed with
the necessity of seeing each other,
its is concluded with
impossibility of seperation.
→ A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I——————————————————————-U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
What are you looking for?
I killed all those,
who were between I and U.
→ It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me
It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.
→ Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you
→ Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
→ When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
→ To,
The Love

Owner of my
heArt & my
life.
DeAr
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Urs Obediently,,
Name=YØURS LÖVE
→ I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
→ If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.
→ Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
→ A sweet way to propose sumone.
~Excuse me~
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.
→ If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”
→ We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
→ I may never have the opportunity
to do great things for you.
But I’ll always find a chance to do,
smal things for you
in a GREAT way BY PRAYING.
→ I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
→ Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:“Moodoutday”“Tearday”“Wasteday”“Thirstday”“Fightday”“Sufferday”&
“Sadday”
So
Kindly sms Me Evryday.
→ Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
→ I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.
→ If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
→ Good relations doesn’t need any promises,
any terms or conditions.
It just need 2 wonderful people.
Cute like me and sweet like you.
→ Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
But it is sweetend by thoughts.
I care for you in own strange ways.
May be you will never know,
May be I’ll never show.
→ To live this Life, I need heartbeat
To have a heartbeat, I need a Heart
To have a Heart, I need Happiness
To have a Happiness, I need you..!!
→ U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
→ There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!
→ Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
→ Whenever Likable
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …

→ My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

Love SMS

→ When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!
→ Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
→ If I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
Love You
→ A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
→ Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
But
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!
→ A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
→ The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
→ If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.
→ What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
And
for me it’s U.
→ Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
That’s why,
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”
→ Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
→ You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
→ If I were to describe true love than
I would describe it as
what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and
they both melted in each others arms.
→ I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.
→ Love is not winning someone,
but loosing yourself to someone.
When you are loved by someone,
it’s not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of your heart.
→ If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..
→ Sun can’t come to earth but send love as rays.
Cloud can’t come to river but send her love as rain,
I can’t come to you but sending my good wishes.
→ In the ocean of your blue eyes;Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love


→ Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

→ The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…
→ Never give yourself to some onecos love is varied
it does not have guarantee,
we play cos it’s a game of intelligence
need hard work to get inside a person.
→ “Affection Is Not Measured
When Both Take Care Of Each Other
It Is Measured
When One Ignores
And The Other Still Continues To Care…”
→ Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
→ Sometimes we fall in love so deep
that we find it so hard to climb out
even when the whole is threatening to fall,
remember despite all our problems
I love you always.
→ When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do…
when i tell u i’ll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all…i’ll b here, i’ll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won’t leave u.
→ We live in dreams but dreams may die
Don’t get shattered n never ever cry
The world is big n has lots to give
Pick a new dream n start to live~^
Good Morning
→ V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .
→ Before you came in my life,
I just need Food, Water & Oxygen to live.
But now including these,
I also need 2 more things to be alive.
They are YOUR LOVE & CARE!!!
→ A CUTE LOVE STORY:
Two Butterflies
Were In Love.
1 Day They
Decided To Play
Hide N Seek,
They Fixed A
Flower & Decided That,
Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower
Will Love The Other More.
At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early
& Waited For The Flower To Open.
When It Opened,
He Was Shocked To See That,
The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,
Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him…!!
“HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM”:-(
→ You’re the air that I breath,
You’re the words that I read,
You’re the light that I see and,
Your love is all that I need.


→ “A HEART die’s when
it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,
But a HEART Kills itself when
another Heart does not Understands its Feelings.
→ Words of Lover Boy:
My eyes know that
i m not perfect match 4 him.
But
my heart has no eyes or ears,
So it’s been beating 4 her..

→ It may blossom in the spring,
when the Sun shines in,
and birds do sing.
Grow this rose of beauty within,
as thorns spring forth,
at a new days end.
From lessons of life,
this love will shine through,
and
God has created a most beatiful You.
→ Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.
→ My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,
We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key …

→ It is very tough to believe a stranger,
But if someone loves U more than Fish loves Water,
Holds UR hand tight with tears in his eyes & says,
→ ” The moment I saw U
I fell in love with U
I can’t live without U
& wanna spend the rest of my life with U
I LOVE U ”
Wat wil U reply ?


→ I love the air,
because it touches you.
I love the sun,
because it falls on you.
I love my heart,
because it loves you
→ My love for you has a never ending supply
It will never be lacking It will never get dry
Often I wonder And ask myself,
Why do I feel, Without you I’d die?
→ Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment
→ Love is like a war,
easy to start,
difficult to end.
What do you want
peace or war?
→ Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you always see my sms.
→ Open Hearts receive (love)
Open minds receive (wisdom)
open hands receive (gift)
only SPECIAL PEOPLE RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE
→ 5 LOVABLE WORDS: I M ALONE WITHOUT U.
4 PLEASANT WORDS; I CARE FOR U.
3 SWEET WORDS: I LOVE U.
2 SPECIAL WORDS: MISS U.
1 IMPORTANT WORD: U.
→ Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.


→ What is LOVE?

L for Land of sorrow.
O for Ocean of tears.
V for Velley of death.
E for End of life

→ Love in life is like a boomerang,
once you try to dump your loved one
that’s when they keeps coming back
coz you are bound like a dog and its tail,
meaning once you love, you always being loved.
→ Love doesnt ask
Who r u?
Love only says
U r mine
Love doesnt ask
Where do u live?
Love says
U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask
Do u love me?
Love only says
I love u
→ Question for Lovers
Who is very close to you..?
The one who gave you tears
or
The one who wipe your tears.
Reply with a reason…… Waiting.
→ Love is not about expressing with heavy words
It’s all about understanding,
A gentle touch and a pure Heart.
→ Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble-i fall & usually i dont
care at all.but now i dont
know what to do coz
i slipped and fell in love with u….
→ Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.
→ If knowing you is wrong,
I’ll choose not to be right.
If loving you is a crime,
I’ll prefer to be called a criminal.
Just to have you to myself.
→ Love is when
There are a million things
you wanna say to someone
but
when they look you in eyes and hold you in arms
nothing in life matters
other than being with that person at the moment
→ The way you look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way you say I Love You, it scares me,
The way you know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways you scare me I love it.
→ I loved her from my heart,
She touched my soul n shake my heart,
I found her mine, but that wasn’t true,
I cried all night but she never dew,
Was it wrong to express my love?
Was it the same reason she left?
→ Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship
and offers the greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truly nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.
→ Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living
with someone like you around.
→ Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream…
love is 1 word and everything in between…
love is a fairytale come true…
Because I found love when I found You.
→ When I stop thinking about you,
Blessing my heart will cease
and freeze like ice.
you mean much to me
like heaven on earth.
I love you!
→ Its difficult to hide now
more difficult to show
I love you more than anything else
how to let you know
may be these words are not enough
but to say in-front of you, is too tough
I love you
→ 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!
→ I’m glad you are thoughtful,
I’m glad you are understanding,
I’m glad you are so much fun to be around,
But most of all…
I’m glad you are with me
Love You..
→ When time comes for you
to be in love with someone
make sure you choose a right person
who can care and show concern at any time,
any moment and not only loves you
but also loves what you want.


→ i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation.
The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.
I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.
cause my heart was missing u!


→ Test Of Love Is Not When
We Are Together
It Comes When
We Are Not Together
And
Realize That Despite The Distance
= Love Still There =
→ One sided love never fly high,
one day it will die.
So never try and never cry
for the love which easily dry.
→ I am not a painter to paint you
I am not a creator to create you
I am not a destroyer to destroy you
I am not a teacher to teach you
But I am a man to love you
→ Dreams+love=heartRealities+fights=mindheart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrustheart+heart=happinessmind+mind=breakups
think by heart even if its broken.
→ I Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: “Smoking Is Injurious To Health”
I QUIT Smoking.
I Used To Drink WINE
I Read: “WINE is Bad For Health”
I Left Drinking.
I LOVE Someone
Once I Read: “Love is an illusion”
You Know What I Did?
I Left “Reading”!
→ In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’
whenever i remembered u,
i have to say 86400 times per a day….
because u r my one and only love…..
I LOVE U.
→ I am a Loner
Seeking a Lover
Can’t find a Boy
Who can give me Joy
Now that I have You
I will never lost You
Coz My Love is True.
→ Love don’t ask who are you?
Love only say you are MINE.
Love don’t ask where are you?
Love only say you live in my HEART.
Love don’t ask do you £ove me?
Love only say I LOVE You..
→ Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.
→ Life is railway station in which love is a train,
It will come and go at any time but,
friendship is the track that will be there forever,
so keep in touch.
→ Boy: Wat u’ll do if I die?
Girl Naughtily Said: I’ll b happy !
Next day She got news that Boy died
& He left a letter for her
I can do anything to Make yOu Happy
→ Do you know why people say that
you don’t feel sleepy when you are in love?
Bcoz for the 1st time you find reality
more beautiful than your dream
→ A HEART die’s
when it is not able to share its FEELINGS.
but a HEART Kills itself
when another Heart
doesn’t Understands it’s FEELINGS.
→ Love is like a cloud.
Love is like a dream.
Love is 1 word and everything in between.
Love is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found Love when I found you.
→ Definition of Lady Doctor:
“is that beautiful dashing Girl
wearing angel white coat,
holding your hand lookng into your eyes
& still want your pulse to be normal”
→ Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who loves u more than u
→ Court Order!!
You Are Accused of Crawling into my inbox
& Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
You Are Sentenced to be MY SWEET HEART FOR LIFE
→ You are a wonderful mother,
dear old Mother of mine.
You’ll hold a spot down deep in my heart,
‘Till the stars no longer shine.
Your soul shall live on forever,
On through the fields of time.
For there’ll never be another to me,
Like that wonderful Mother of mine.
→ Heaven is not the one
which you see after your death,
True Heaven is the one
which you can see here in my True Love.
→ Let love fill your heart instead of hate.
When hate is in your heart,
there’s room for nothing else,
but when love is in your heart,
there’s room for endless happiness.
→ True bondings are not measured
by time spent together
or the favours done for each others,
but the comfort you find
when you realize you have each other.
→ Look at the Sun you will feel the power of God
Look at the moon you will feel the beauty of God.
Look at the mirror you will feel the Love of God.
→ If you love someone,
set them free.
If they don’t come back,
then call them up when you’re drunk.
→ It is easy to forget but it is hard to remember
It is easy to study but it is hard to practice
It is easy to fall in love but it is hard to love
It is easy to say “I love you” but
it is hard to say “I wanna marry you”
→ To say “I love You” is more valuable
than granting flowers or money.
Love is not a flower nor money to be bought,
but a feelings that come deeper from heart.
… I LOVE U …
→ When somebody who’s deeply in love with you
tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic.
I agree that’s true, believe me, I swear.
Cause love is blind!
→ What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?
Simple…
Coffee Shop is the Beginning of Love and
Wine Shop is the ending of Love.
→ You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
→ Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment
→ R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
→ This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you
→ Don’t search luv, let luv find u.
It’s called falling in luv,
coz u don’t force urself to fall,
u just fall and there will be someone to catch U
→ In life Luv is never planned
nor does it happen for a reason.
But when Luv is real,
it becomes ur Plan for life
and
ur reason for living.
→ When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another
Missing you
→ Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
→ If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.
→ I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it’s an illusion,
it’s fake,
impossible to find.
But the day I met you,
I began to see,
that love is real,
and exists in me.
→ Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
→ Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
→ FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
→ I dont know how many meters make a mile Nor do I know how long is the river Nile But I always smile whenever I see your name on my mobile .
→ To love someone is devotion! To be loved by someone is a success! To be with someone you love is an achievement! To be with someone who loves you is LIFE!!!
→ Immature love says I love you because I need you. Mature love says I need you because I love you
→ I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
→ KOI hai jo dua karta hai, Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta he, bahut khushnasib samjhte he khud ko hum, door rah ke bhi koai yaad kia karta hai
→ A special smile a special face. a special someone i cant replace. i luv u i always will. uve filled a space no one can fill!
→ I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
→ I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.
→ I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
→ True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!
→ Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other!
→ uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me
→ Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart
→ ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u
→ 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u. 1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u. 1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
→ Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
→ I heard someone saying your name, but when i turned around to see who it was, I noticed I was alone, then I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U
→ Gateway of memories will never close, how much I miss u no one knows, days will pass on to years and I will remember you in my silent tears...

Last night I asked my Angel 2 watch over U...but it came soon.I asked: WHY? it smiled and said: an Angel doesnt watch over another Angel...
→ Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..
→ What is the difference between Impure Love & Pure Love.Impure Love Says...I Love U coz I need U...,While pure Love says,I need u coz I Love u…
→ Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,U dont realise it...When U realise it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U…
→ when all the season will be dry, when all the bird leave the sky, when all friends say u good bye, U will found me there to say hi…
→ If I have given a chance to change one thing in this world,Ill change the order of alphabets and place U and I together...
→ Something in ur smile which speaks to me,Something in ur voice which sings to me,Something in ur eyes which says to me,That u are the dearest to me....
→ love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.
→ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
→ I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
→ You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
→ I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the “E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
→ MY EYES -I MISS U MY FEELS - LOVE U MY HANDS - NEED U MY MIND - CALL U MY HEART - JUST 4 U I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
→ FALL - U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.
→ A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart
→ Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever
→ How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
→ if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me
→ 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you
→ In life love is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the love is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.
→ Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true, Love not three, Love not four Love the one who loves u more, Love not five, Love not six Love the one who really sticks, Love not seven, Love not eight Love the one who really waits
→ I've notice that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Love U.
→ Don't rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
→ A bell is no bell until you ring it, a song is no song until you sing it & love in your heart wasn't put there to stay-love isn't love until you give it away.
→ If someone throws a stone towards you, throw love towards him but if someone throw love towards you, then sit for a while & think becoz love hurts more than stone.
→ My eyes are hurting becoz I can't see u, my arms r empty becoz I can't hold u, my lips are cold becoz I can't kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I'm not with u.
→ Dreaming of you makes my night worth while. Thinking of you makes me Smile. Having you is the best thing ever & Loving you is what I plan to do forever.
→ Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that you or your heart beat.
→ May your heart be happy & your days be bright. May your roads be smooth & your burdens light. May you find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special you are.
→ Words and hearts should be handled with care... for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
→ Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
→ When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
→ Don't rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
→ 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
→ Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
→ Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
→ Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
→ Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
→ If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
→ Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
→ If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
→ Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
→ If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other's arms.
→ When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.
→ I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
→ If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
→ U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
→ Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
→ I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've embraced & how many times u've said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
→ Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
→ When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
→ Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
→ If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
→ Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
→ We cannot be together, But we'll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, You're always in my heart
→ If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
→ The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know just what to say, it scares me, The ways u scare me I luv it.
→ A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
→ Don't rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
→ I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
→ To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
→ What's missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you'll get a heart! If u pick U, you'll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
→ Don't rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
→ When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
→ Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
→ I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
→ I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!
→ When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!
→ one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky? I love u
→ ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!
→ You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
→ U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
→ Nobody teaches the sun 2 rise..Afish 2 swim..Abird 2 fly..A plant 2 grow..A child 2 cry..n nobody teaches me 2 remember u i just do..i love u!
→ U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U'll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I'll always luv u.
→ Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!
→ R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u
→ if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
→ I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest
→ One day u"ll ask me what's more important to me, U or MY LIFE? I"say MY LIFE & U will walk away not even knowing that Friends like U r my life!
→ SavE a spacE FOr ME in Ur HEART & not in Ur Mind. The mindeasily forgEts, But the hEart ALWAYS REMEMBERS. Like now, i remEmbEr U & that"s from MY HEART.
→ I hide my tears when I say your Name, But the Pain in My Heart is still the same, Although I smile and seem Carefree, Theres No one who Misses you more Than Me...
→ ... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparent
→ Dil hai mera Air conditioner, kisi ko nahi permission, Diya tuzko Admission , wo bhi bina Donation
→ When you share yourself with others, life begins to find its meaning, the time you touch the heart of others, is the movement you truly start living.

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→ Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
→ NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
→ Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
→ I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
→ DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
→ Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
→ Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
→ 5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
→ Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
→ I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
→ Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
→ Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
→ Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
→ Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…
→ I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.
→ I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
→ Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…
→ How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
→ The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
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